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Excutable Files

January 1st 2000
... This is what could have happend to your computer on January 1st 2000.

Combo #5
... A cute remake of the song called Combo #5. The song is used by a graphic web page design company to demonstrate their product.

AOL Web Brag
... A talking microphone complaining about AOL. Very funny.

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Images

The DeMotivational Series
... These "When you don't care any more" posters are in displayed in a Microsoft PowerPoint SlideShow.

God Bless America...!
... A Microsoft PowerPoint SlideShow of photos taken of the terrorist attack on America (World Trade Center) on Sept. 11, 2001.

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Macromedia/Flash Files

Soap Box (SmilePop.com)
... A wonderful take on the phony emails that get circulated around the Internet (macromedia).

IQ Test
... Read the questions slowly when taking this IQ Test.

Catch the Cursor
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Kerryopoly - Can You Afford to Live Like John Kerry?
... From our very own Republican National Committee. Kerryopoly. Who would have thought. Paid for by the Republican National Committee. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate committee.

European Automobile Drivers Vs Italian Drivers
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Joke News Groups

rec.humor.funny home page
rec.humor.funny
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Audio Files

Blonde Star Emergency Service
... BlondStar "Always on if your always blond". We are all familiar with OnStar the innovative service that offers travelers 24-hour assistance at the touch of a button. It has been found that with OnStar it seems that blonds find it to difficult to use so BlondeStar was created. BlondeStar does everything that OnStar does the only difference is that BlondeStar advisors have special training to deal with blondes. Listen as a blond talks to BlondeStar while traveling. BlondeStar advisors are available to check on you if they receive a signal that your car is stolen, call BlondeStar and they will help you find where you parked it. They'll offer directions when you are lost and contact roadside assistance when you break a nail. They can even send a signal to unlock your car doors if you're locked in.

Pizza Palace phone in order
ACLU Surveillance Campaign
... If you are worried about Big brother keeping tabs on you, listen to this take out order phone call.

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Movie and Video Files

405 The Movie
The Making of 405
Oops: Mistakes in 405
405 the Movie (mpg)
... The story of the wrong guy - in the wrong place - at the wrong time. They spent two days taking pictures of the highway with a digital camera. That was the easy part. The actual computer animation took three months. They edited the film on two Pentium 433 computers running Windows NT, with NewTek's Lightwave 3D as their main editing tool. They also used Eyeon Software's Digital Fusion, and Adobe's Photoshop and Premier. They shot the airplane and the Jeep digitally, and filmed the elderly woman, who does not drive, in her driveway. The internal shots of the Jeep and the woman are the only filmed parts. The highway shots, realistic as they seem, are animated pictures on computers.

This will make you think twice about kids
... This will make you think twice about kids if you don't already have them, and give you a good laugh if you do.

Medical Help on Removing Lower Back Tattoos
... Show this to your children or friends that want to get a tattoo, or even those that already have one or more tattoos.

China Pepsi Commercial
... For the Pepsi lovers of the world.

A spoof of "Dragnet"
... A classic routine from 1967, with Johnny Carson and Jack Webb in a rollicking spoof of "Dragnet".

StarJack
... A OnStar version to find your wayward friend.

Invisible Fence
... A budwiser commercial about an invisible fence around the yard.

Where is my car
... Don't make the mistake of scraping off the ice from a parked car before you make sure it is yours under all that snow and ice.

Environmental Hysteria
... This 'YouTube' film clip, starring Penn and Teller, is so characteristic of what we're seeing in society today among the 'true believers'.
The Apple iRack
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If My Nose Was Running Money by Aaron Wilburn
Krispy Kremes, Men And Women, and Funny Names by Aaron Wilburn
Southern Pounderings by Aaron Wilburn
... A 'YouTube' clip.

AssHoles of the world
... A 'YouTube' clip.

CardClips.com - The Best Movie Greeting Cards for all Occasions
Mom is Santa
Naughty Christmas
... Send to a friend or loved one movie greetings cards, video greeting cards, greeting cards and ecards, for Christmas, birthdays, and all celebrations and holidays. Also, you may submit your own clever or funny videos which we will transform into video cards and distribute free of charge with your own production credits. It is a great outlet for extra exposure for both professional filmmakers, film students, and amateur video enthusiasts.

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Web Sites

The Best DUI Arrest in History
... Windows media video clip.

Yankee or Dixie Quiz
... Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the "other side"! Simply click on the correct answer. As you go, the quiz will automatically interpret each answer to show you what your answer implies about you. When you are done, press Compute My Score. Your score will be calculated as a percentage: 0% is pure Yankee and 100% is pure Dixie.

A directory of various images, audio and video files
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Joke / Humor Mailing Lists

Jokes Mailing List
... The JOKES mailing list sends out a daily digest of jokes.

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