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Text Files
Automotive Related Jokes
Blond Jokes
Burma Shave Signs
Business Jokes
Computer and Internet related Jokes
Family and Marriage Jokes
Food Jokes
Government and its Institutions Jokes
Hawaiian Jokes
Historical Jokes
Holiday Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Medical Jokes
Military Jokes
Miscellaneous Jokes - Adult Oriented
Miscellaneous Jokes - Monster List
Money and Finance Jokes
Nature and Weather Jokes
Pet and Anmial Jokes
Political Jokes
Poems
Quotes and Sayings - Monster List
Quotes and Sayings - Authors Favorites
Redneck Jokes
Religious Jokes
Religious Jokes (one sentence sermons)
Religious Jokes (God Speaks - Billboards)
Scholastic Jokes
Sports Jokes
Work (Job related) Jokes
Weather Jokes
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Excutable Files
January 1st 2000
... This is what could have happend to your computer on January 1st
2000.
Combo #5
... A cute remake of the song called Combo #5. The song is used by
a graphic web page design company to demonstrate their product.
AOL Web Brag
... A talking microphone complaining about AOL. Very funny.
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Images
The DeMotivational Series
... These "When you don't care any more" posters are in displayed
in a Microsoft PowerPoint SlideShow.
God Bless America...!
... A Microsoft PowerPoint SlideShow of photos taken of the
terrorist attack on America (World Trade Center) on Sept. 11, 2001.
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Macromedia/Flash Files
Soap Box (SmilePop.com)
... A wonderful take on the phony emails that get circulated around
the Internet (macromedia).
IQ Test
... Read the questions slowly when taking this IQ Test.
Catch the Cursor
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Kerryopoly - Can You Afford to Live
Like John Kerry?
... From our very own Republican National Committee. Kerryopoly.
Who would have thought. Paid for by the Republican National Committee.
Not authorized by any candidate or candidate committee.
European Automobile Drivers Vs Italian
Drivers
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Joke News Groups
rec.humor.funny home page
rec.humor.funny
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Audio Files
Blonde Star Emergency Service
... BlondStar "Always on if your always blond". We are all familiar
with OnStar the innovative service that offers travelers 24-hour assistance
at the touch of a button. It has been found that with OnStar it seems that
blonds find it to difficult to use so BlondeStar was created. BlondeStar
does everything that OnStar does the only difference is that BlondeStar
advisors have special training to deal with blondes. Listen as a blond
talks to BlondeStar while traveling. BlondeStar advisors are available to
check on you if they receive a signal that your car is stolen, call
BlondeStar and they will help you find where you parked it. They'll offer
directions when you are lost and contact roadside assistance when you break
a nail. They can even send a signal to unlock your car doors if you're
locked in.
Pizza Palace phone in
order
ACLU Surveillance Campaign
... If you are worried about Big brother keeping tabs on you,
listen to this take out order phone call.
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Movie and Video Files
405 The Movie
The Making of 405
Oops: Mistakes in 405
405 the Movie (mpg)
... The story of the wrong guy - in the wrong place - at the wrong
time. They spent two days taking pictures of the highway with a digital
camera. That was the easy part. The actual computer animation took three
months. They edited the film on two Pentium 433 computers running Windows
NT, with NewTek's Lightwave 3D as their main editing tool. They also used
Eyeon Software's Digital Fusion, and Adobe's Photoshop and Premier. They
shot the airplane and the Jeep digitally, and filmed the elderly woman, who
does not drive, in her driveway. The internal shots of the Jeep and the
woman are the only filmed parts. The highway shots, realistic as they seem,
are animated pictures on computers.
This will
make you think twice about kids
... This will make you think twice about kids if you don't already
have them, and give you a good laugh if you do.
Medical Help on Removing Lower
Back Tattoos
... Show this to your children or friends that want to get a
tattoo, or even those that already have one or more tattoos.
China Pepsi Commercial
... For the Pepsi lovers of the world.
A spoof of "Dragnet"
... A classic routine from 1967, with Johnny Carson and Jack Webb
in a rollicking spoof of "Dragnet".
StarJack
... A OnStar version to find your wayward friend.
Invisible Fence
... A budwiser commercial about an invisible fence around the yard.
Where is my car
... Don't make the mistake of scraping off the ice from a parked
car before you make sure it is yours under all that snow and ice.
Environmental
Hysteria
... This 'YouTube' film clip, starring Penn and Teller, is so
characteristic of what we're seeing in society today among the 'true
believers'.
The Apple iRack
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If My Nose Was Running
Money by Aaron Wilburn
Krispy Kremes, Men And Women, and Funny Names by Aaron Wilburn
Southern
Pounderings by Aaron Wilburn
... A 'YouTube' clip.
AssHoles of the
world
... A 'YouTube' clip.
CardClips.com - The Best Movie Greeting
Cards for all Occasions
Mom is Santa
Naughty Christmas
... Send to a friend or loved one movie greetings cards, video
greeting cards, greeting cards and ecards, for Christmas, birthdays, and all
celebrations and holidays. Also, you may submit your own clever or funny
videos which we will transform into video cards and distribute free of
charge with your own production credits. It is a great outlet for extra
exposure for both professional filmmakers, film students, and amateur video
enthusiasts.
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Web Sites
The Best DUI Arrest in
History
... Windows media video clip.
Yankee or Dixie Quiz
... Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to
the "other side"! Simply click on the correct answer. As you go, the quiz
will automatically interpret each answer to show you what your answer
implies about you. When you are done, press Compute My Score. Your score
will be calculated as a percentage: 0% is pure Yankee and 100% is pure
Dixie.
A directory of
various images, audio and video files
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Joke / Humor Mailing Lists
Jokes Mailing List
... The JOKES mailing list sends out a daily digest of jokes.
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